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  4.                  h A N G ^ o N              
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  6.                 bRING  yA tODAY             
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  8. nOPE i aM nOT a lAMER, i aM ELiTE 2!!!!!!!!!
  9. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
  10. READ THIS SOME PEOPLE THINK THEY ARE ELITE
  11. BUT ARE NOT.. SAY THEY ARE ELITE BUT DONT
  12. EVEN KNOW WHAT HF MEANS.....................
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  14.  
  15. Ok, a few weeks ago someone released a txt file about a boy saying he was 
  16. eLITE but was not.. Well, here I have one who says, he is ELiTE, that he
  17. is not a LAMER and that he thinks lamers are people who THINK they are kewl
  18. but are not... Well, HE IS ONE HIMSELF :)
  19.  
  20.  
  21. Answers by Jonathan / chilly willy on 12.01.1996 at 16:00:29
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  23. Qst: YOUR MAIL ADRESS? (3 LINES)                                          |
  24. Ans: [ Einsteinweg 69                                                     ]
  25.    : [ 2369 JA                                                            ]
  26.    : [ Leiden                                                             ]
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  28. Qst: ARE YOU SYSOP AND TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BOARD? (2 LINES)                |
  29. Ans: [ no                                                                 ]
  30.    : [                                                                    ]
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  32. Qst: DATE OF BIRTH? (1 LINE)                                              |
  33. Ans: [ 1976/3/7                                                           ]
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  35. Qst: WHERE DID YOU GET THE NR OF THIS BOARD? (2 LINES)                    |
  36. Ans: [ AgaBBS I                                                           ]
  37.    : [                                                                    ]
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  39. Qst: CAN YOU NAME THREE REFERENCES? (3 LINES)                             |
  40. Ans: [ Aga BBS I                                                          ]
  41.    : [ SuperState                                                         ]
  42.    : [ RoOm#109                                                           ]
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  44. Qst: CAN YOU NAME THREE OTHER BOARDS YOU CALL OFTEN? (3 LINES)            |
  45. Ans: [ Grafik Attack                                                      ]
  46.    : [ Warp 9                                                             ]
  47.    : [ AkA n0 nAMe                                                        ]
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  49. Qst: ARE YOU ELITE? (1 LINE)                                              |
  50. Ans: [ Yeah                                                               ]
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  52. Qst: WHAT IS YOUR HIGHEST PLACE ON THE DTL? (1 LINE)                      |
  53. Ans: [ Aga bbs I :-> nr 1                                                 ]
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  55. Qst: CAN YOU TELL ME ABOUT YOUR LAST 3 DOWNLOADS? (3 LINES)               |
  56. Ans: [ Breathless Vield of visions 1-3                                    ]
  57.    : [ Pc-task 310 gereg.                                                 ]
  58.    : [ LightWave Stuff                                                    ]
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  60. Qst: SORRY ABOUT THIS, BUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT "LAMER" MEANS? (3 LINES)      |
  61. Ans: [ Yeah, Lamers R dweebs, nerds etc.                                  ]
  62.    : [ People who think they c00l, but they suck                          ]
  63.    : [ Look at PeeCee Lamers                                              ]
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  65. Qst: A FEW HARD ONES,(!) CAN YOU TELL WHAT 'PDY' MEANS? (1 LINE)          |
  66. Ans: [ no                                                                 ]
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  68. Qst: AND 'HLM'? (1 LINE)                                                  |
  69. Ans: [ no                                                                 ]
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  71. Qst: HEHE,MMM WHAT ABOUT HF? (1 LINE)                                     |
  72. Ans: [ High Freq.                                                         ]
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  74. Qst: MMMMM LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE, TWL? (1 LINE)                            |
  75. Ans: [ no                                                                 ]
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  77. Qst: WELL LAMER,WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PSG? (1 LINE)                     |
  78. Ans: [ Lamer, I know PSG Paradign                                         ]
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  80. Qst: YEAHHH IT'S DIFFICULT WHEN YOU'RE NOT IN DE SCENE, TRSI? (1 LINE)    |
  81. Ans: [ Red Sector                                                         ]
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  83. Qst: PFFEW THAT WAS A BITCH, WASN'T IT? (1 LINE)                          |
  84. Ans: [ no                                                                 ]
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  86. Qst: WHAT DO YOU EXPECT TO DO/FIND HERE ON THIS BOARD? (3 LINES)          |
  87. Ans: [ WareZ                                                              ]
  88.    : [ Stuff                                                              ]
  89.    : [ Nothing like PC                                                    ]
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  91. Qst: D`YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY, IMPORTANT FOR YOUR ACCESS ? (3 LINES)    |
  92. Ans: [ I can get about anything                                           ]
  93.    : [                                                                    ]
  94.    : [                                                                    ]
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  96. Qst: ARE YOU SATISFIED ABOUT THE DIFFICULTY OF THE QUESTIONS? (1 LINE)    |
  97. Ans: [ yeah, why not ask FLT? Fairlight                                   ]
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  101.               ||                                            ||
  102.               _______       _______  ___       _______    _______
  103.          ____|M$Z!  /  ____|      / |   |   __|      /____|     /
  104.          \   |     / _\    |     ___|_  |  /  |     / \   _____/_   /\ .BsK
  105.     /\____\    .__/ (_)\_    ___(___| ) |_/__   ___/___\____    /__/  \
  106. \  /    /         \     |  ___/ |   |   |  |  ___/   /     /   /       \  /
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  109.               |`-------------An AgaBBs InterNatIonaL MemBeR-'|
  110.               |                                              |
  111.  
  112.                 /X      PD      WAREZ           DEMOS
  113.                 GAMES   3D      PICTURES        etc. etc. etc.
  114.  
  115.         tHE pLACE tO bE iS hERE aT x/fILEs,  cALL uS nOW iF yOU wANT tO
  116.         bE sOMEoNE iMPORTANT aND wANT tO hAVE a rEPUTATION!
  117.  
  118.                 /   +  3 1  -  7 0 3  -  2 5 3  -  9 0 1   \
  119.  
  120.                         tHIS aDD cAME fROM x/fILES BBS
  121.                         mEMBER  oF tHE bIG aGAbBS cREW
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